I was crossing the road to my office when met this old n real fat man over the tea stall near by...
I just went over n asked hm if he needed any help...
here goes the conversation:
Me: hey..uncle...u look new here.do u need any help
Old Man: Yea...an u help me cross the road once ii fnish the tea...
Me: sure
The old man finished the tea and started movng when the tea wall came shouting
O uncle ji..mera paisa dedo
Old Man: Arree ..paisa...wo to nahi hai...tum kuch aur lelo
Tea Wala: kya le lu..paisa jaisa kuch hota hai kya...paise ki jagah to ko nahi le sakta...
Old Man: tum jo maanoge main doonga
Tea Wala: achha...kya de sakte ho tum...khud to bhikharii lagte ho
Old Man: main santa claus hoo...bas gareeb ho gaya hoo
Everyone shocked!
Santa: Ye recession ki waja se mujhe sledge bechna pada..mera dress b gaya...ab to bas aise h ghoomne aaya hoo..shayad koi aur naukri mil jaaye...kisi ko contact b nahi kar satka...mobile recharge karane ke paise nahi hain...
Me: Oh Santa! but u are the God..u have verything
Santa: when my chldren are gong through such a rough phase how can i afford the luxury
I can just give u strength, wisdom and truthful ness to survive with love. Money is important but not more then a peaceful mind. I give u the sanity to live with courage and keep smiling in the worst circumstances. A smile costs nothiing.
Thursday, December 25, 2008
Thursday, September 25, 2008
Men are from Mars and Women Belong to this World
Women look for little beautiful things through out their life to feel contended and men just have to do the hard work once.
Saturday, July 26, 2008
The Essence
Take a bunch of Roses.
Crush the petals with some water and separate the essence from them…
Now keep the essence and crushed Roses in two separate containers
Wait for a week….
You will still find the fragrance in those Rose petals.
Does it sound like a beauty treatment or a Rose delicacy?
No! read on to know…
But that seperate essence will be evaporated by then or probably changed into stinking rubbish.
Moral of the story:
You can never defy the nature you have got… no matter how much you try to keep it at bay…you will still retain that essence somewhere with in even if you pretend hard to the world.
So don’t pretend, be yourself.
Strange thoughts creeping my devilish empty mind today!
Crush the petals with some water and separate the essence from them…
Now keep the essence and crushed Roses in two separate containers
Wait for a week….
You will still find the fragrance in those Rose petals.
Does it sound like a beauty treatment or a Rose delicacy?
No! read on to know…
But that seperate essence will be evaporated by then or probably changed into stinking rubbish.
Moral of the story:
You can never defy the nature you have got… no matter how much you try to keep it at bay…you will still retain that essence somewhere with in even if you pretend hard to the world.
So don’t pretend, be yourself.
Strange thoughts creeping my devilish empty mind today!
Thursday, July 24, 2008
Discovering the Child
Have you ever experienced mood swing? You must have. But generally people discuss their mood swings from good to bad.
I am bit different. Sharing a little glance that changed my mood from not very good to very good n cheerful.
I was not in the best of mood when I got up today. Who in the world would want to get up at 7 in the morning???
Slopping and sleeping throughout the way to office, I just wondered who would be the first victim of my mood today?
And my mood just swung from drowning in a well to the seventh heaven where no bird has ever reached.
Guess what?
I saw a cute little chubby baby…being pulled out of his car by his father outside a prep school.
His lips were as red as a strawberry lolly, his eyes as innocent as it could get with little tear drops stopping at the corners and his cheeks just touched his shoulder’s upper bone.
I was like I have seen life’s most beautiful thing with all the colors and purity, humility and the expression on his face was worth a billion!!!
Wonder why people worship things like trees and take bath in so called holy rivers to get purety, when the nature has given us a pure heart and a clear mind that gets contaminated as we grow up.
Whish all of us would have retained some purity and innoscence that nature gifted us , the world would have been a more beautiful place to live in. There is a little innocent child in all of us that wouldnt stop enjoying life once you let it free.
I am bit different. Sharing a little glance that changed my mood from not very good to very good n cheerful.
I was not in the best of mood when I got up today. Who in the world would want to get up at 7 in the morning???
Slopping and sleeping throughout the way to office, I just wondered who would be the first victim of my mood today?
And my mood just swung from drowning in a well to the seventh heaven where no bird has ever reached.
Guess what?
I saw a cute little chubby baby…being pulled out of his car by his father outside a prep school.
His lips were as red as a strawberry lolly, his eyes as innocent as it could get with little tear drops stopping at the corners and his cheeks just touched his shoulder’s upper bone.
I was like I have seen life’s most beautiful thing with all the colors and purity, humility and the expression on his face was worth a billion!!!
Wonder why people worship things like trees and take bath in so called holy rivers to get purety, when the nature has given us a pure heart and a clear mind that gets contaminated as we grow up.
Whish all of us would have retained some purity and innoscence that nature gifted us , the world would have been a more beautiful place to live in. There is a little innocent child in all of us that wouldnt stop enjoying life once you let it free.
Friday, July 18, 2008
The Milestones of Life...
Life at different stages shows different colors. You encounter different people with every new phase or shall I say meeting new people begins a new phase in life. As I come across different people that are capable enough to be a milestone for a new turn in my life, I find them shaping that turn and moving away from me.
I have had my share of interactions with a lot of people in life that are just not with me but have influenced my life in a great way. But when I am like in the comfort zone with them and the level of comfort is at the peak….they move away.
I don’t know whether it happens with everyone or this is by chance, I have noticed that who ever I get close to or start depending upon doesn’t stay too long with me. May be life is teaching me not to take anyone for granted forever.
Right from my childhood friends to my college and colleagues till now, I have not had enough of the people I really wanted, that’s why most of them still hold a special place in my heart and the vacuum their absence creates, is still very much there.
As they say, Distance Makes Hearts Grow Fonder!! – For all of u who miss the presence of those milestones in life.
I have had my share of interactions with a lot of people in life that are just not with me but have influenced my life in a great way. But when I am like in the comfort zone with them and the level of comfort is at the peak….they move away.
I don’t know whether it happens with everyone or this is by chance, I have noticed that who ever I get close to or start depending upon doesn’t stay too long with me. May be life is teaching me not to take anyone for granted forever.
Right from my childhood friends to my college and colleagues till now, I have not had enough of the people I really wanted, that’s why most of them still hold a special place in my heart and the vacuum their absence creates, is still very much there.
As they say, Distance Makes Hearts Grow Fonder!! – For all of u who miss the presence of those milestones in life.
Thursday, June 12, 2008
Calling Games
Some Junkie tried to act fresh with my friend by sending her some smes. We with help of another friend took up the charge of showing him the way to hell. I enacted a cellular phone service provider and called up the guy to know all his details.
The drama began.....
Shhhhhhhhhhh.....silence in the room where other colleagues were witnessing the interesting drama ....
Me (in a very serious tone trying to hold up my laugh) : Sir I am calling from the Idea customer care center and need to confirm your details for a new offer that gives 1000 minutes and 500 sms free.
Guy(excited ..wanted to talk to me): Haan ...yes...tell me maam what do you want to know?
Me: Sir your complete name
Guy(got trapped in the cage quickly): Answered
Me: Sir your mothers name
Guy (seemed to have been liking the talk...so easy to fool): Answered
Me: Sir your permanent address
Guy(tried to be smart by telling it all in one breath..but i made him bark again!): Answered
Me: Sir r u doing service or have a business?
Guy (wanted to talk to me longer..Silly Guy): Explain his entire profile
He just told everything in seconds of putting up the questions. Now we have the details like his name, address, mothers name and his job details as well.
The poor guy doesnt know what hell is going to break loose if he sends another sms. That will be his invitation to the inevitable!
So girls...is there anyone out there you want the play calling games with??
The drama began.....
Shhhhhhhhhhh.....silence in the room where other colleagues were witnessing the interesting drama ....
Me (in a very serious tone trying to hold up my laugh) : Sir I am calling from the Idea customer care center and need to confirm your details for a new offer that gives 1000 minutes and 500 sms free.
Guy(excited ..wanted to talk to me): Haan ...yes...tell me maam what do you want to know?
Me: Sir your complete name
Guy(got trapped in the cage quickly): Answered
Me: Sir your mothers name
Guy (seemed to have been liking the talk...so easy to fool): Answered
Me: Sir your permanent address
Guy(tried to be smart by telling it all in one breath..but i made him bark again!): Answered
Me: Sir r u doing service or have a business?
Guy (wanted to talk to me longer..Silly Guy): Explain his entire profile
He just told everything in seconds of putting up the questions. Now we have the details like his name, address, mothers name and his job details as well.
The poor guy doesnt know what hell is going to break loose if he sends another sms. That will be his invitation to the inevitable!
So girls...is there anyone out there you want the play calling games with??
Wednesday, June 4, 2008
Budding Life
The Buds are Shy
Shy to Come of the Soft Petals
and Face the life
The Rose on Other Branch is Smiling
"I was also Shy"
But now I am going to Die.
The Buds may be scared
But they have to come out
For the Sun and Rains are showering Life
A Life to Die like the Dying Rose
Shy to Come of the Soft Petals
and Face the life
The Rose on Other Branch is Smiling
"I was also Shy"
But now I am going to Die.
The Buds may be scared
But they have to come out
For the Sun and Rains are showering Life
A Life to Die like the Dying Rose
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