Calling Games

Some Junkie tried to act fresh with my friend by sending her some smes. We with help of another friend took up the charge of showing him the way to hell. I enacted a cellular phone service provider and called up the guy to know all his details.
The drama began.....

Shhhhhhhhhhh.....silence in the room where other colleagues were witnessing the interesting drama ....
Me (in a very serious tone trying to hold up my laugh) : Sir I am calling from the Idea customer care center and need to confirm your details for a new offer that gives 1000 minutes and 500 sms free.

Guy(excited ..wanted to talk to me): Haan ...yes...tell me maam what do you want to know?

Me: Sir your complete name

Guy(got trapped in the cage quickly): Answered

Me: Sir your mothers name

Guy (seemed to have been liking the talk...so easy to fool): Answered

Me: Sir your permanent address

Guy(tried to be smart by telling it all in one breath..but i made him bark again!): Answered

Me: Sir r u doing service or have a business?

Guy (wanted to talk to me longer..Silly Guy): Explain his entire profile
He just told everything in seconds of putting up the questions. Now we have the details like his name, address, mothers name and his job details as well.

The poor guy doesnt know what hell is going to break loose if he sends another sms. That will be his invitation to the inevitable!

So girls...is there anyone out there you want the play calling games with??