I was crossing the road to my office when met this old n real fat man over the tea stall near by...
I just went over n asked hm if he needed any help...
here goes the conversation:
Me: hey..uncle...u look new here.do u need any help
Old Man: Yea...an u help me cross the road once ii fnish the tea...
Me: sure
The old man finished the tea and started movng when the tea wall came shouting
O uncle ji..mera paisa dedo
Old Man: Arree ..paisa...wo to nahi hai...tum kuch aur lelo
Tea Wala: kya le lu..paisa jaisa kuch hota hai kya...paise ki jagah to ko nahi le sakta...
Old Man: tum jo maanoge main doonga
Tea Wala: achha...kya de sakte ho tum...khud to bhikharii lagte ho
Old Man: main santa claus hoo...bas gareeb ho gaya hoo
Everyone shocked!
Santa: Ye recession ki waja se mujhe sledge bechna pada..mera dress b gaya...ab to bas aise h ghoomne aaya hoo..shayad koi aur naukri mil jaaye...kisi ko contact b nahi kar satka...mobile recharge karane ke paise nahi hain...
Me: Oh Santa! but u are the God..u have verything
Santa: when my chldren are gong through such a rough phase how can i afford the luxury
I can just give u strength, wisdom and truthful ness to survive with love. Money is important but not more then a peaceful mind. I give u the sanity to live with courage and keep smiling in the worst circumstances. A smile costs nothiing.
2 comments:
Nice, Very Nice.
very touchy indeed!
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